Knowing how uncouply I am (I struggle even to read in bed side by side with glasses on faces and cups of tea cooling on matching bedside tables), a couple of weeks ago my husband bought this:

This is far too couply for me

This is far too couply for me

In case you aren’t aware of this particular gadget, I’d better tell you what it is. It is a his ‘n’ hers iPhone charger. I hadn’t even known such an object existed before he bought it. And he didn’t ask me whether I’d be interested in co-charging my phone with him before he bought it. So I’m not happy with him! I have been using it but only because it is convenient. I don’t use it by choice. Every night when I stick my phone on charge I do it begrudgingly and with a wince.

This is one step away from his ‘n’ hers towels in my opinion.

This is quite low on my list of wants

This is quite low on my list of wants

And the final step to coupledoomdum oldmarriedcouply contentment would be Harold and Hilda jumpers.

The lovely Harold and Hilda

The lovely Harold and Hilda

I can assure you that that is NEVER going to happen.

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